Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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