normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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