It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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