like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
