tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Randomize
