worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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