Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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