She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You know, be my cock's hype man.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
