Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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