Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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