I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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