Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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