I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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