return my video game
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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