Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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