ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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