Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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