new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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