so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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