I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
