You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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