i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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