i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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