just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
