I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Randomize
