How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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