Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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