u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize