Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Found your dick twin last night
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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