I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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