Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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