just come out here and I will go home with you...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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