Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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