i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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