If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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