You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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