so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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