They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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