who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Randomize
