Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have aggressive nipples.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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