My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
its not stalking. its research.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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