Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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