When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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