Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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