where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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