Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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