We're like a lot better than the average bears
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I need help removing her.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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