My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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