I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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