I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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