Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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